She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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