that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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