So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Randomize
