I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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