ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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