Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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