Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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