If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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