Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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