so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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