I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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