I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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