The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You need a sexual gate keeper
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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