If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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