It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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