just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
People in love make me want to vomit
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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