I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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