Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize