i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm both gender and math confused
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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