Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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