why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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