called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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