I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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