I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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