i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
is it fun? or sober?
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