just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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