ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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