I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
