Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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