I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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