it hurts more in the daytime
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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