I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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