this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
