Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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