oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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