this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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