How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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