Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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