Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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