...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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