We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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