Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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