Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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