All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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