Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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