Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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