Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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