Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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