We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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