But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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