OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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