my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's shark week go big or go home
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize