so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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