I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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