How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Randomize
