Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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