Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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